The stuff you can learn online.

If it's useful or not is another question. For instance, you can discover the "Principles of Vertebrate Pest Control" on Google Video. Here is Part 1. Or "How Diesel Locomotives Work" which could be very handy if you ever needed to fix one. Like that's ever going to happen. Here's one that I'll save for later on, "Installing a driveway".

But you don't only learn useful stuff. Just tonight, I learned that Castro went arse-up on a stage and fell head first into a pile of chairs. Lots of people thought that was funny. Some people think he's dead. Other people are betting on the date of his demise. Things really haven't improved that much since the ancient Roman circus, have they?

Out.