Monday, September 08, 2008

Atom Smashing Machine

Billions of bits of currency to build a machine that can fire two beams of protons in opposite directions and bend them around a 27 kilometer circle track buried 100 meters beneath the surface of our planet to smash into each other so scientists can check out what the big bang was like.

Some say the machine will create dark matter, others say it'll give God a rash. The health and saftey mob gave the project the go-ahead and said if it creates a black hole, no-one will notice because everyone will be dead.

All good then!

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